Did someone say goals?
It was goals, more goals and even great goals.
This was a tight game between Chiswick and Wayfarers in the opening exchanges. One goal followed by another and then another!!!
Chiswick took the initial lead with a sheer bit of brilliance from Ramon Bailey. His diving for goal was something that Tom Dailey wish he could of emulated at the Rio Olympic games. You can tell this man grew up on the water pitches of Richmond in his youthful days.
Inesh the warrior of our midfield took the second goal for Chiswick. Some say it was misguided pass into the bottom corner, others say it was bloody lucky…… As the captain I say “no pictures on the scoreboard”.
Special mention has to go to Charles “where do I buy hockey sticks as mum bought my last” Offord after scoring a ‘slam dunk the funk’ shot from the top of the D. His reply was “Common just give me the ball lads”.
Chee goal was something of a murder mystery. Scott “smelly shirt” Elliott took the ball from the top of the D from the short corner. Took it on the reverse side and striked at goal. En-route Chee deflected the ball into the goal. Some say it was his stick, the haters disagreed. But as my pop idol Taylor Swift said “Haters going hate, hate, hate, hate”.
Andrew Jordan goal was something of sheer innocence and beauty, the same qualities that Thurstan Wolf describes himself to women at the clubhouse on a Saturday evening after a few lemonades. The ball was one touch play from DVB – Inesh – Jordan – Ramon – Chee – Ramon then finally to Jordan to slot across the goal. At this point as captain I thought “now I know what it likes to manage Arsenal”.
Nothing can compare to this goal, so I won’t even bother describing his second goal.
Onwards to Indian Gym next week!!
MOM: Andrew Jordan / Charles Offord – Goal scoring machines.
DOD: Thurstan wolf – disgraceful shorts
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